cokeflow:

god mom check my FAQ

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It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

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roastings:

“are you straight or gay?”

yes

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theambiguoushero:

I am vengeance.

I am the night.

I

am

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gooutfighting:

don’t you hate it when your dick gets caught in the microwave

(via big-poppa-snorlax)

trisarahbottoms:

When my boyfriend’s dad first got a phone with texting I did this to him and we were sitting in the same room and he was so concerned

I thought this was an actual service and I was really excited and wanted it ):

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mdnartpop:

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

me in 2 years

Me now

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mr-radical:

fuckpalpitoad:

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW AND YOURE PROBABLY NOT

im so SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY FILLED WITH HATE

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